Pretty boy
Posted on: March 21, 2008 12:30 pm
NORTH LITTLE ROCK -- While in the bathroom noticed a (male) University of Miami cheerleader fussing with his hair. He tussled and pulled and twisted and I couldn't help but think: I bet the women cheerleaders don't care as much about their freaking dome as this guy does. Dude, get the hell out of mirror and go cheer. Jeez. See, this is the kind of in depth analysis my man Gary Parrish doesn't give you.
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Posted on: March 21, 2008 12:50 pm
Pretty boyThank goodness you weren't trying to write about yourself and fish for compliments with that headline. If you're starting to check out guys in bathrooms now, you've definitely been reading too much Gregg Doyel:) A word to the wise: you might wanna lay off the masculine beaver shooting activiy if your travels ever take ya to the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport; I'd hate to see ya mistaken for some Republican Senator. |
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